Sunday, April 22, 2007

Miss Teskie 2007


I'm not sure exactly when Miss Teskies came into existence, my guess is maybe a decade ago. . .born of the feverish brains of teen boys. . . played out in the wild of the great outdoors. . . meant for only the bravest of the brave. . . named for a much disliked elementary school teacher. . . what is it you ask? oh! well, basically you go to a remote place (for us the shores of Utah Lake), you build a big bonfire (we burned palettes procured from the back of some store), you take a large pot and melt a bunch of parafin in it. . .till it boils. They you get several fool hardy folks to get very close to the fire holding Nalgenes filled with cold water, then everyone yells "THREE, TWO, ONE. . . MISS TESKIE!!!!!!!!!!" and then the said fool hardy folks dump the cold water on the boiling wax and KAAAABOOOOOMMMM!!!!! you all watch in amazement at the giant fire ball/mushroom cloud that erupts from the water hitting the wax. It's pretty awesome. The following are: firelight friends; the Arsenio Hall off between me and Joe; fire; the ladies of the casa; the boy beats band; me and heather; boil boil boil; one of the five miss teskies we did that night.

4 comments:

heatherlynn said...

gal! i was just thinking about bonfires on the shore of utah lake! fun!

eped said...

what a great f-dude face from Joe!

you guys better invite me next time, looks totally bitchin'

Rose said...

I am MISS TESKIE and I know at least 8 other MISS TESKIE(S) it's my last name.

Anonymous said...

yeah i don't get it - why hating on the Teskie name?